| me: | *sick* |
| me: | *goes on the computer* |
| parents: | OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE |
if we were a couple, we could:
- eat pizza together (=^w^=)
- have a movie marathon (.❂‿❂.)
- hold hands (。◡‿◡。)
- star gaze (▰˘◡˘▰)
- kiss (• ε •)
- take lots of pictures v(。◕w◕。v)
- play video games (✿◠‿◠)
- tell each other how cute we are (●´ω`●)
- sing really loud in public (. ◕ o ◕.)
- sing really loud in private (─‿‿─)
- bake lots of cookies and cakes (˙❀‿❀˙)
- be really cute and make other couples jealous (↯⎵↯)
(via darrenkrizz)
Is getting heartbroken a hobby????
No honey, it’s a career
(Source: sugardaddyprincess, via pucklaineman)
Kitty Wilde in every performance
↳ Centerfold / Hot In Here
(via princedarren)
What’s your number one rule that a guy has to follow if you go out with him?
(Source: ttreacherous, via nobodyshinethewayyoudo)
Who’s Taylor Swift anyway? Ew.
(Source: everswift, via enchantedswift13)